Saturday, 27 September 2008

No one wants to cuddle me.....

Goodness me it's been a long time since I posted and so much has happened! The main reason I've not posted is cos I've spent most of my time in the vets!

I was shocked to wake up there the first time to find that my beloved plums had gone - Mum said although she loves my naughtiness, weeing up the walls is a naugty step too far and without my plums I won't do this any more!

This is me recovering in my cage which Mum felt bad about having to shut me in:


I decided to get back at Mum for taking away my boy bits so I became very naughty. Here's a list of my bad deeds:

1. I pretended I had forgotten that I was litter trained and weed in a box, on the floor and funniest of all was when I weed all over Mum while she was giving me a cuddle!

2. I stopped eating and when Mum took me back to the vets they said it was because I was in pain with my teeth (I had some filed down again last week, this time in the back of my mouth) - they weighed me and I had gone from 2.1kg to 1.58kg in just one week - this scared Mum very much so I decided I had better start eating some hay and Mum has been giving me extra pellets and little bits of banana which I love!

3. When Mum got home from going to watch Leeds Rhinos then going to the pub with her friends she accidentally left my box of alfalfa chips out. When she got up in the morning, she caught me looking very guilty with the contents of the box all over the house!

All these things made Mum very cross so she let a little flea ride home on her from her infested classroom - the flea made a little house on me and made more fleas. We had to go back to the vet and Mum had to spray the whole house to kill the fleas. Now noone wants to cuddle me until teh fleas have gone because I'm a fleabag! Boo hoo!

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Look at the present I made my Mum!

Seeing as Mum is worrying about me going to the vets for my op tomorrow, I decided I would make her a lovely present while she was out at work today! A beautiful necklace of poops!


Sunday, 14 September 2008

Rumours of a wife for Gregory: Gregory Speaks out!

Well well, it's been a long time since I have posted as Mum has been too busy noticingthe naughtiness of her brand new class to notice my naughtiness! She says they have read my blog though and written their own animal blogs! All 60 of them inspired by me! Woo hoo!

Anyway , some of you may have heard from the rabbit forum Mum likes looking at (and hogging the computer to do so by the way!) that I will be getting a new wife soon. I can now officially confirm that this rumour is true. I have seen pictures of Twombly and she does look very pretty....but unfortunately my Mum says have to be going back to the vets on Thursday to have my bits chopped off before I can meet Twombly! I'm really not sure it's going to be worth that sacrifice....

Anyway, here's a picture of my bun to be, Twombly:


And here's one of my litter tray which Mum felt the need to email to the people who she is adopting Twombly from....I can't believe she embarrassed me by letting Twombly know that I have a pink toilet! This is something that I thought she should find out a little furthe ron in our relationship!


And last but not least, here (hopefully!) is a link to the website of the lovely rescue who have rescued Twombly for me! If you have a spare quid laying around, go and choose a bunny and give it a carrot!