Saturday, 27 September 2008

No one wants to cuddle me.....

Goodness me it's been a long time since I posted and so much has happened! The main reason I've not posted is cos I've spent most of my time in the vets!

I was shocked to wake up there the first time to find that my beloved plums had gone - Mum said although she loves my naughtiness, weeing up the walls is a naugty step too far and without my plums I won't do this any more!

This is me recovering in my cage which Mum felt bad about having to shut me in:


I decided to get back at Mum for taking away my boy bits so I became very naughty. Here's a list of my bad deeds:

1. I pretended I had forgotten that I was litter trained and weed in a box, on the floor and funniest of all was when I weed all over Mum while she was giving me a cuddle!

2. I stopped eating and when Mum took me back to the vets they said it was because I was in pain with my teeth (I had some filed down again last week, this time in the back of my mouth) - they weighed me and I had gone from 2.1kg to 1.58kg in just one week - this scared Mum very much so I decided I had better start eating some hay and Mum has been giving me extra pellets and little bits of banana which I love!

3. When Mum got home from going to watch Leeds Rhinos then going to the pub with her friends she accidentally left my box of alfalfa chips out. When she got up in the morning, she caught me looking very guilty with the contents of the box all over the house!

All these things made Mum very cross so she let a little flea ride home on her from her infested classroom - the flea made a little house on me and made more fleas. We had to go back to the vet and Mum had to spray the whole house to kill the fleas. Now noone wants to cuddle me until teh fleas have gone because I'm a fleabag! Boo hoo!


Alvin said...

pearl said shes not scared of no fleas and wants to cuddle you....

Anonymous said...

Awww.. we can spare you some cuddles! We're not afraid of them fleas, we'll stomp on them!

P/S: Sorry to hear about your hamster. RIP, little hammie.

FrecklesandDeb said...

What an interesting time you've been having. Sorry about the loss of your boy bits. But, congratulations on the naughty, very bunlike activities you've been accomplishing!